MP3 8-Ball

Do you know what a psychic 8 ball is? Well, this is a modern version.
I don't know how it works, it just does. Must be like Tarot or astrology, sort of all in the interpretation.

Instructions:
Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question even if they don't make sense. You'll be surprised though.
NO CHEATING

My answers:
(note these were originally aimed at a rather younger audience, but it doesn't matter really. I should have rewritten the questions but couldn't be arsed.)

How am I feeling today?
All because of you - U2 (Well this has been the highlight of my day - thanks!)

Will I get far in life?
Surrender - Elvis (Good advise there)

How do my friends see me?
Die, all right - The Hives (Now that's just plain nasty!)

Where will I get married?
Ghetto Musick - Outkast (Well, I suppose as I'm already married, that makes sense)

What is my best friend's theme song?
Stop me if you hink you've heard this one before - The Smiths (Errm ... am I that boring??)

What is the story of my life?
Nonstop to Tokyo - Pizzicato Five (Ha!)

What was high school like?
Express youself [Extended Mix] - NWA (So true, and so long ago!!)

What is the best thing about me?
Beware of Darkness - George Harrison (Don't get that one ... psychiatrist ...)

What was today like?
Le Garage - Futureheads (Errm ... well I did listen to that today, but more I cannot discern)

What is in store for this weekend?
Orange Blossom Special - Johnny Cash (Well, I hope the cash bit comes true)

What song describes my parents?
You ain't seen nothing yet - Bachman Turner Overdrive (perfect)

How is my life going?
Waiting for a train - Johnny Cash (OMFG So true. I am waiting for something to happen - hence blogging for no apparent reason)

What song will they play at my funeral?
Jailbird - Primal Scream (Man! this is just wierd!)

How does the world see me?
What is he thinking - The Streets (Oh f*ck)

Do people secretly lust after me?
Navigator - The Pogues (so that's a no then?)

How can I make myself happy?
Irish Poet - The Saw Doctors (This one is cryptic - I neet to think about it ...)

What should I do with my life?
I Gotta Know - Elvis (True: most of it's over, if I don't know by now, then I never will)

Will I ever have children?
Connected - Stereo MC's (Also true. I do have kids. Twins in fact - Stereo - brilliant!)

What will you name them?
Peaches en Regailia - Frank Zappa (Well, I should've - but this does bring to mind 2 brilliant celebrity children names Peaches Bob Geldof's daughter and Moon Base Alpha, FZ's daughter!!)

Who will you marry?
Tell Mamma - Etta James (Yes, I should've consulted Mamma first!)

Do you have a gf/bf?
Paranoid - Black Sabbath (errm ...)

How will you die?
Atomic - Blondie (Brilliant!!!)